TeX
You know why?
Because ya fat, ugly and rotund!
Yeah, thats right! Tubby!

TeX
if (toasty)
{
return !
}
// feck it , you're all bastards anyway

TeX
public void predictFuture()
{
bool bHangover = true;
bool bHaveSexyBody = true;
bool bYoureAllBastards = true;
bool bNeedMoreBooze = false;
bool bProbablyDrinkMoreAnyway = true;
bool bBecauseOfTheFeckers = true;
bool bOhYeah = (bHaveSexyBody && bYoureAllBastards)
}

nisch
oh nerd!

boyter
Cringes at the hungarian notation.

"Eternal life or your money back!"